I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS OMG